This is a list of the top 10 actual thoughts, sayings and questions that have gone through my mind during the week.
Dumb, yes. Stupid, maybe.
10. How cool would it be to have glow in the dark body warsh?
9. If I was rich, I could buy bigger tires for the o'l lady's pickup.
8. Why do geese have to crap so much?
7. Driving in traffic the other morning I kept mumbling to myself, "Stupid, stupid people".
6. Would it be easier to burn the feathers off a turkey with a blow torch than to pluck them?
5. I want to arm wrestle Big Foot.
4. If I had a bigger hammer, I bet I could make it fit.
3. For anything other than English, Press "End" now.
2. "If I had a chance to do it all over again, I would only screw it up even quicker."
1. I'd be the talk of the town if I had a John Deer Limo.