These are the kind of questions and thoughts you would find running through the head of your everyday normal Redneck on a daily basis. Some might disagree but others will be shaking their heads yes all the way through.
10. If I run over that skunk right there, how long would I smell bad?
9. If I put my snuff way in the back of my mouth, would she notice when I kiss her? Cause man this Copenhagen is expensive.
8. I bet that purty woman in Walmart didn't hit on me because she's gay.
7. I wonder what a swim suit model would look like with a farmers tan?
6. With bigger tires on my truck, I bet I could get further out in the mud before I got stuck.
5. I wonder what it would look like if I shot a full beer with my shot gun?
4. Why did I just shoot my last beer?
3. Why are there so many dag gum cars on the road, aren't they all suppose to be at work?
2. The bonfires a going out, go get the gas can.
And the number one thing that goes through a Rednecks head on a daily bases is:
1. Come take my guns, I dare ya.