Monday, November 26, 2012

Mary "Redneck" Kay

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, I know I sure did.

Having five days off without any Chili Cook Offs made it where I was able to get a lot of things done around the house. It seams like forever since the last time I was able to do some routine maintenance and cross out some of the nagging items that have been like a monkey on my back, taunting me every time I walked outside.

Even though I spent most of the time working around the house, I still found time have a little fun. The oldest daughter was up from A&M and she just started a new adventure selling Mary Kay. She is looking for a way to supplement her income and drop her hours at work so she will have more time to study and I am all for that.
The wife and I support our kids in everything they do. We give them our two cents and we go from there. If she was selling dog crap in a bag then we would do whatever we needed to help her out.

She asked if she could host a Mary Kay party here at the house while she was up. Of course I said yes and that I would help with whatever she needed to make it a success.
We decorated everything up in Pink and really put on a show. The whole house was girlyfied by the time it all done.       









Being I ain't much into all that pink stuff I decided to Redneck it up a little. I guess you could have called it a Mary "Redneck" Kay Party when it was all said and done. The guys needed a place to be while the women folk were in the house getting all prettied up so I pulled out the big smoker and went to work. Forty pounds of chicken were cooked, two gallons of beans, ten ponds of potato salad and a whole bunch of odds and ends like stuffed peppers.
It was a lot of food but having around forty friends and family show up made it all worth it.
Yup, that's me sitting by the smoker.
With Gorge Jones playing in the background, all the guys sat around outside and cooked, spited, cussed and drank.
(Good times right there)



The middle daughter came out to give ol' dad a hand at basting the chickens. You can't see it in this picture, but she was bare footed out there doing this. Bunch of hillbillies. 









 The wife did a great job in the house playing bartender and keeping all the women's Mason Jars full of margaritas. There was some hooting and hollering going on in there and I had to check and make sure they didn't hire a male stripper or something. From the sounds of it, they had a great time and I am sure the Jose Cuervo had something to do with as well. 

Thanks to all that came out in support of the Girl. I owe you all one for this,

So there you go, for you real manly men out there that are too cool or macho to do a Mary Kay party just remember, all you have to do is redneck it up a little.
     
 

14 comments:

  1. Sure sounds like ya'll have a lot of fun with your family and friends, enjoy!

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  2. Sounds like a blast. Did you make the wooden MaryKay stand up sign on the table?

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    1. Actually DFW, the oldest daughter cut it out and the middle one sanded it. They came out to the shop and asked to use the tools. Pretty cool hu?

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    2. Really cool. It looks great!

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  3. Does your daughter have a M.Kay email address or code for ordering online? Can I order from Orlando using her account, etc? Just a thought, we might be able to help her out a bit, here in the blogosphere!

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    1. Thanks Izzy, she sure does. It's Marykay.com/jford91192

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  4. lovin those green chairs. very nice

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    1. Anony, can you believe someone just threw them away?

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  5. If you'd like to place an order, you can review my website and just give me a call! I can have it sent straight to your front door!
    I also just started taking credit/debit cards, so you wouldn't even have to send me a check!

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  6. Yahoo ! Puttin lipstick on chickens, now that there are Redneck...Don't be getting no ideas Izzy. Them there chickins be pampered lil darlins enuff already lol.

    Good show old man, you be a good Dad.

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  7. the party was loads of fun and the food great you did a supperb job as usual no pay backs needed just being with friends and family was plenty

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